Welcome to Vocalwiz.com and Thank You for coming over!
Your hear because you have been invited or have heard of a new vocal audio library by Brian Maloney. Expand your reach with nearly 800 original audio clips, this is a must have for any broadcast station, studio, ad agency, media company, podcaster, and even audio blogger.

Moreover, the exclusive licensing rights that you can 'only get here', are part of the deal as well. Thats correct, you will receive a full lifetime broadcast rights license, full commercial license for life, and a full editing license for life too in an all emcompassing usage license.

Thats a lot of flexibility for a product that can add a ton of freshness, humor, edginess, sarcasm, self deprecation, characters, accents, and conversational styles to your everyday work forever.

Take a listen all below with the auto installed yahoo web player & then contact me thereafter.
Check out the licensing agreement link for details on purchasing this fantastic resource for your media business.

All files have been meticulously edited at least 2 times over, and were completed with a ultra quiet rode nt1a mic. The files have been audio watermarked with a bgm, vocalwiz.com, or a tone in the background. *Please request if you would like to hear 20-30 unwatermarked files on a secure page.

All license purchases are only for one site, any additional sites will need an additional license for each. ie (1 purchase will cover 1 radio station, not all of the companies stations)

All pricing is negotiable & confidential; min. buy is 350 files, and any subsequent licensing buys will be discounted at 40% off the initial negotiated price.

All files come with the option of a .wav or .mp3 format; and can be delivered several different ways including mailng disc(s), yousendit.com, ftp, or online download.

This is volume 1, volume 2 has already been started, and is planned for release in late '13 - early '14. You will automatically receive a total 15% discount on volume 2 with the purchase of vol. 1.

Payment is made via paypal, escrow.com, or check.

Additionally, I am available for all types of voice over, whether styles you've heard here, custom pieces, larger, or ongoing projects. Just call 701-280-3083 or email me at jade1@cableone.net anytime.
above average size right  absolutely amazing  absolutely ludacrous 
absolutely unbelievable accurate enough for ya a complete freak 
acting so cavailer  actually kept me on hold actually thinking before 
actually touch that ada boy  a dose of reality  a good social network
ah can you rub my shoulders  aint never give it up  aint the prettiest 
a little fame whore then huh  a little home wrecker  a little something
all sports all day  all this tension all your junks hanging a lot of fun
already over it  already said enough  always liked that one  am i nervous
am i seeing  analyze this  and now introducing  answer the man
appreciable difference  are we done yet  are you being honest  
are you done yet  are you feeling alright  are you gonna punk me
are you medicated  are you sure  awe daddys little angel  back to my 
bad case of negatrosis  bananas over you  bashin my fricken brains in 
be a  be absolutely beautiful girl beginning of
be honest with me  best day  best idea  best you got huh beyond crazy
beyond delusional  beyond ridiculous  big deal  big game big show 
biggest regret  big girls are better  birds don't chirp  bite to eat  blah blah
blistering hot  bombs away  boo are you scared  boobies book it
borrow some money  both sides  boy we had you  brain drain 
brain freeze  bring some punk  buh bye  bulging ripped stud  
button that lip  call now  call that good stuff  can i be a part of it  
can i follow you  can i get my money back  can i help you with 
can only be one best  can't answer that  can't believe this  can this get 
can't look that hot  can't rush a good  can't stop him  can you repeat
catch my breath  catch on really quick  caught up in a fantasy
chasin hot broads  check it out  check out these guns check the bottom
chicks don't like bald guys  chillax a little  chill out  clean it up  clown ?
cmon get that greasy cmon pal  coldest beer  come on  come over 
commonly known  condescending  cookin in that kitchen correct me
could i get  couldn't disagree more  crank it up  crash and burn  cry
cry me an ocean  customize it  cut some rug mama  daddy's little
damn that girl is hot  dead horn serious  deep breath  definitely know if
delicious did i just miss  didn't even do  dirty little secret  dirty old man
dive bar chicks  doctor near my testicles doesn't surprise me  dog pony
do have a lot  doin everything  do me a solid  done enough already
don't care don't do that  don't get me worked  don't pressure me  
don't push me  don't push me to the back  don't want to date door hit
do to turn you on  double pimp slapped  do what i say do you even
do you do u know drag draw dream was to be  drinkin on the
drink myself to sleep  drink my sorrows  dude you can't rape  dweeb 
earn respect  ears would like  eat all my food  entitled to  errrr  every  
eww that smells nuclear exactly what your thinking  excuse me
excuse me i farted  expect me to believe  expect me to believe that
expect me to believe you  exsqueeze me  eye for losers  fall for that
fat chance  feel ill after  fetch me  fill me in  fill my gullets  find that 
fingers are like sausages  fishin for comments  forever grateful
forgot your always  for reals playa  fortune teller  frank with you
freakazoid  freaked out  fun & games  funny little man  funville    
get a couple beers  get a new image  get a personality  
                          
 
                             
                         
             
    
 
      
 
     
 
                          
 
       
                               
         
 
                                                     
         
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
printable title sheet
get drunk and butt dial  get her drunk  get in my pants  get it to ya next week  get me a beer  get over 
get over yourself  get right to the point  get that garbage  get those bingo  getting bad at faking
getting out  getting sick  get your finger  get your swag on  give a brother  give a thug a hug
give me softies give you a buck  global cooling  global warming  go away  go binge eat  go comment
god forsaken world gonna do  gonna do about it  gonna do hit me  gonna let me talk  gonna take
gonna unfriend me  good answer good news first  good one dude  go play with yourself  go post
go speed dial  got a lot of gas  go to be something  got to be so fake  great to hear  group hug
guilty as charged  guns loaded  had to drink  ha ha moms  handle that much  hang me out
hang up on me  happy hour  harrassing me  hate when that happens  ha thats funny have all
have a nice asset  have a staring  have what your having  having a real blast  heed to this
heres my headshot heres the plan people  hey weirdo  high on something  high pitched yell
hillybilly pride  hold me tight  hold on a second  hold onto your wig  holy gang honey hole
hot disaster area  hot mess  hotter girls  hot wet & juice  how did ya get  how humiliating
how long  how much jibberish  how to tell you this  huh let me turn up  i already know
i am reality  i call your bluff  i can take you  i can't eat  i challenge you  i dated hotter
i'd get it every night  i'd high tail it  i didn't fart  idiotic statement  i don't have all day
i don't have  i don't like porn  i don't need directions  i don't think so  i'd rather be your
i'd rather you just lie  i feel like dog meat  i feel senile  if he was a chick  if i had a buck
if i'm dreaming  if i'm hung  if i stand  if these walls  if the shoe fits  if you can't get a job
if your gonna  if your talking i guess you look  i hate when  i heart you  i just had a great
i know  i know your  i like big girls i like em dirty  i like long walks  i like that one  i'll drink
i'll go do it  i'll make sure  i love when i get  i'm always free ballin  i'm drunk & horny  i mean
i'm friending you  i'm funner than you  i'm gonna block  i'm gonna enjoy  i'm gonna have to
i'm happy for ya  i'm in touch with my  i'm learned  i'm love sick  i'm more awesomer than
i'm not a chubby chaser  i'm not much  i'm ravenous  i'm really feelin that i'm really proud
i'm really sad  i'm really ticklish  i'm right & your wrong  i'm sick of your  i'm starting to dig
i'm tapping out  i'm waiting  i need to get  i need to wear a  i really love that song  i really want
i should know  i should probably  i sleep in silk  i suggest stopping  it certainly appears i think
i think you've said  it's a she he  it's daddy time  it's gonna be a meat  it's gonna get harder
it sounds kind of  it's really cool  it takes a lot of guts  i use social media  i've always wanted
i've got you  i wanna be just  i wanna be your first  i wanna break you  i wanna smell like
i wanna sue you  i wanna sweat with you  i want it really rough  i want more  i would let
just a banana  just because i like  just butt dialed you  just do it  just great for your
just hold your water  just i m me  just like a wife swap just one conclusion  just punch me 
just push the envelope  keep coming with  keep your eye on  kick ass  kicked in the balls
kick it to ya straight  kick me in the teeth  kids off at the pool  king of stupid kudos to you
lacking so much  last funeral home  last time i say this  late at night  laugh  laugh oh man
leave the immediate area  legitimate excuse  let me be alone  lets get some more  lets go roll
lets just draw lets video chat  level you've sunk to  life or death  like it  like me  like that 1
like to hear like to whine  listen to my voice  little miss fancy  loco  look a lot hotter
look at me  look at myself look at that  look at that dreaming  looking at my junk  look in
love me  lurker  mailbag  makes me dumber  make things so hard  make this rack  make up
make up sex  man boobs  man cave  man hug man in pain  manipulative selfish  man jugs
me me me  me the guy  me to say  mmm yummy  most intelligent thing  most unreasonable
my stomach  need more like it's  need to be  nerd alert  never want to hear nice pic 
night and day  nipples are getting  no  nobody's bonin  no can do  no disrespect  no duh
no fricken way  noggin  no regrets baby  not a doctor  not an exact science  not gonna cry
not gonna talk not good for my  not happy  not listening again  not really into  not sticking
not that big  not the best you've  not upset at all  no way around this  now i feel  now that    
oh great  oh gross oh how precious  oh i can dig that  oh i feel ya  oh it's so refreshing                                                       
oh i've got to show you  oh mamacita  oh man  oh my word  oh now i see  oh oh wow 
oh sorry did i  oh thats so cool  oh wonderful  oh wow  oh yippy skippy  oh you betcha
ok  o k  ok i'll go with you ok i've got an idea  ok lets play  old man  old stinky bum
one idiot  1 pump chump  1 simple little moment  online and check  on the air  onto something
ooh that hurt  open your mouth  order a salad  out of my head pain and misery  pain
party in my pants  party with her  party with my inlaws  pat on the back  people like you
pictures of you junk  pillow talk  plenty of dirt  pointless worthless  pool of great white sharks
poopy pants popsicles puppies  preachin to  pretty big pile  psychologically damaged  pull this 1
pull up your  punch you straight  puny little brain  put a zipper  put it in the  put it in                                                                            
     
                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                          
                                                                                  
                                        
put on your  put this on the air  quit bustin my balls  quit grabbing yourself  quit spammin
quit undressing me raunchy  real ball buster  real heavy drugs  really are a loser
really difficult  really getting on  really hot at first  really inappropriate  really make me 
real tough guy  reason i'm so constipated  red flags pop up  red light district  reduced down
relax a little bit  repulsive smell  ride it to the  right out the gate  right thing for me  rock it
run a hard  save your breath  say i'm sorry  say that to my face  scope of expertise  
scratching your head  see other people  see the brilliance  see ya  senior moment sense 
sex drugs  sexiest thing  sex on wheels  shake it  she can teach me  she love me 
she's simply delightful  she's very datable  should i buy  show em whos boss  show me 
show you something  shut up sick of your  smell of sex  so deep  somekind of stalker
some little girl  something smells  so no means yes sop you up  so whats your story
so your saying  speak my mind  speak up  spew that venom  stammering murmuring
standing in my way  starts and ends  start the day  stealthy lurking  sticking my boot 
stop already  stop drop and roll  stop groping me  straight out the trailer  such a rude 
superficial  surf the net  sweet as candy  take a couple  take a look  take off my clothes 
takes one  take that  take that much  take you home  taking a shower  takin my pants 
talk about girl stuff  talkin  talk out of turn  tap that ass  tell me i  tell me the  tell me what
tell the cops  tell you the truth  that guys really weird that is just  that is precious  
that is just rich  that moms got  thats a real dandy  thats diseased thats fresh  thats magic
still a little angel  thats not my  thats quite a  thats so manly  thats what i'm thats what 
the best damn night  the big cheese  the big dog  the big headline  the last place  
theres no jelly  they call it a snatch  they don't come  think one beers  think your gonna  
this aint the only this broadcast just tanked  this can't be real  this is a casual  this is a
this is gonna  this is really this is totally non  this mole is  those words  thought it was 
thought of something  threaten me throw you under  tight firm buttocks  tingling right 
tired of this crap  to fight with you  toilet paper tomboy when i was  to really like your 
totally brilliant  totally ditch the look  totally epic  totally on the mark  trembling right 
trick or treat  triple bagger  trying to build  trying to drive  turn into a  turn that frown 
two distinct noises  um ah  unsightly mess  verge of being  very very punchable  vomit 
wake up  waking up to that  walking fine line  walk on water  wanker  way to put me in
wear these skinny jeans well that really bites  were talkin  wet wipes  what a burden  
what a burley bastard  what a hammer what a nerd  what are the odds  what are ya 
what are you a nun  what happened  what stinks  what up  what you have  what you want 
where the hurtin  where the sun don't  where you at fool  whoa mommy who do you 
who is this guy  who needs enemies  whoopy  who's kidding who  who the hells fault 
why can't i ever  why is it  with your junk  wow can i be you  wow he's  wow talk 
wow that is really dumb wow what a nerd  wow you are a creep  wow your are a pros
wow you really are  wow you should  wow you want a hand yawn  yeah right  yes please 
yes sir  yo hit me up  yolo  you address me  you and me  you and me were
you are an utter  you call this free  you call this freedom  you damn skippy  you get 
you got a great  you gotta be  you got 5 seconds  you know daddy's  you like when 
you look gorgeous you look like hell  you need to be  you never seem  you or me  
your a real geek  your are real jerk off  you really are  you really  your embarrassing
your gonna have  your gonna make  your just a quitter your makin me hungry  
your my bestie  your nose is brown  your personality  your rep  your right your so 
your so jelly  your so unique  your such a jackass  your such a tool  your talking
your timing your turning heads  your word  you've got mail  you want  you want from                           
                                                    
                                                                                                         
 
 
                                                   
                                                                                              
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